This is a real issue, if only because CBS was so stupid about it. They took one of their top-rated programs and moved it to Sunday night knowing full well that this was going to happen. CBS is intent on running 60 Minutes and The Amazing Race in their entirety following football. When football pushed Undercover Boss…

Quick question: how do two people, one on the PGA tour, one on the ATP tour, find time for a relationship? How often are they even on the same continent?

Bruce Willis ... came face-to-face with [Ashton] recently. "Bruce was livid! He reamed Ashton ... He went at Ashton full force, giving him no time to make excuses for his embarrassing behavior ... Ashton finally broke down in tears, weeping uncontrollably..."

Off-topic a bit here, but indulge me for a moment...

Ugh. It's really come to this, hasn't it? Every time a celebrity even shows a hint of being overweight... excuse me, a hint of being over a Size 0, the pregnancy speculation begins. Is it any wonder Hollywood is filled with women with eating disorders?

Somebody needs to make me a Venn diagram. In one circle will be parents who want their children to opt-out of Sex Ed, or go into the "abstinence only" lessons. The other circle will be teen pregnancies. Who wants to guess how much overlap we'll have in a couple of years?

My takeaway: Naya Rivera, equally hot even without the cheerleader outfit...

UPDATE: Chu has now published a preamble as an apology / explanation to her article that is almost as many words as the article itself. She closes with a pretty standard line for those who've been humbled by speaking out on the internets:

Okay, I know he makes a lot of money. And he's certainly famous by association, if not less notably on his own. But really? Brian Cashman? The NY Lottery jackpot guy was busy? David Paymer wouldn't return your calls?

Bethenny Frankel was lost at sea this weekend.

Bazinga!

Good. Maybe ABC won't have to try so hard to appease the Teabagger demographic anymore. Let's not forget that this is the program whose audience booed Sarah Palin, yet went to great lengths the following night to explain it away.

Here's even more of Paula's response:

I agree that it's a bit of a stretch that anyone would think the Yankees were selling "Evil Empire" shirts themselves. That said, the interlocking "NY" logo in the parody is too much like the original. The top hat version is less similar, but might still get knocked down on IP grounds. Looks like the Careys will…

"It's like the dry heaves set to music..."

Seriously, though? This is not a big deal at all. The Hagerstown Suns can probably accommodate one print and one TV reporter per game. They are not prepared for a Strasburg Media Onslaught. I give credit to the Nationals and the Suns for their extensive preparation. This way, everyone gets an interview, no one…

There's a "real" Johnny Bananas? "Instead [it's] an attempt to capitalize on the name recognition which I'm solely responsible for creating." Right. Except no one outside of a few MTV viewers has any idea who you are. Copyright, or it didn't happen, to paraphrase a bit.

I understand the whole "Who cares about Pippa?" line of thinking. Or even "Oh, she's just an average-looking girl". But here's the thing: she was the maid of honor in a wedding watched around the world. She's the sister of who will soon be the most photographed woman in the world. She's pretty frickin' famous now.…

So then Jesus plays the part of "Jealous Male Suitor" in this cock-block story? Classic.

* If one considers the centuries of royal in-breeding, it would hardly be far-fetched to have the Prince's brother marry the Princess' sister. It's unlikely, but would make for a good story.