This would be more enjoyable if the other players didn't respond with rape jokes.

I consider Super Mario Bros. 3 a very good game, but I don't have the really fond memories of it that a lot of other gamers who grew up playing it on their NES seem to have. Not sure why. I'd much rather play Super Mario World on my 3DS (I don't own a Wii U), but Nintendo continues to refuse to bring it or any other…

Oh...they do. Fraternity intramurals were by far, for me, the worst to ref. Everyone is screaming like they've got a pro-contract and a family to feed after touch fouls. I try to be a really fair and balanced ref (not the FOX fair and balanced) but god damn I loved carding those assholes when they started cussing me…

That TBA in the app store was seriously pissing me off. Now, just release GBA games for the 3DS and put some logic in your life, Nintendo.

Smokey Robinson's "Tears of a Clown" is the perfect choice for this montage, but the best irony here - I've run into him lots of times around West Hollywood, he's a lovely man, but this is no exaggeration - I don't think his face has any mobility left, either (he's 74!):

I love these overzealous rec league captain stories (though I agree w/ the consensus that this guy probably has something resembling a valid point buried within his pussy-crushin' rulebook). I don't think the well will ever run dry, because rec captains are such perfectly useful idiots: my bar's dart team is always in…

Finger, or otherwise?

Did anyone take it far too seriously? Please tell me someone took kickball far too seriously and yelled at you, about kickball.

Marine Todd to the rescue!

We need to make sure we give this guy as much attention as he can handle.

For the same reason we both clicked on this post.

I once delivered a pizza to Dina Lohan when I was in high school. AMA.

What do other people think, does he look like he is trying to stop himself crying, or stop himself laughing? It's hard to tell.

Why not just make it so there's like, an 18+ only room? People will find a way to do the nasty in front of a camera if they want (just do a search for "adult cams" on Google if you want to see all the websites dedicated to that), so why not just contain it all in one area that children can't access, and that'll keep…

I personally disagree. I, for one can tend to find that shit fascinating, depending on whose broadcasting.

Any sufficiently advanced technology will always be used for porn.

I can't stand Ganondorf, I want Ganon instead (big blue pig with a trident).

Greninja is very popular this gen.

Because this is a fighting game that was designed completely unlike any other fighting game. It wasn't meant to be competitive (in the sense of how you use the word). It was designed to just be chaotic and crazy fun.

The occasion of a person's death is the perfect time to remember their life. If that person's life was full of embarrassing bullshit, that's not the fault of the one remembering, but the one being remembered.