For you, the day this semi nearly crushed you and your van was the luckiest day of your life. But for me? It was Tuesday.

Why was the impact edited out? Knucklehead cement truck driver think he was in a goddamn Miata? What a jackass. Glad to see both survived. Not to second-guess Dr. Zhu, but didn't he have an escape route to the right?

Should've picked a better horcrux than the Undertaker's streak.

Jake and Hall looked incredible this weekend. DDP really is a fucking saint.

Why don't you do a little research on the guy before you say stupid things and make an ass of yourself in a public forum? I don't know if he was using any drugs or not, but neither do you. The guy was a great performer and seemed to be successful in his post-wrestling life. You, on the other hand, appear to be…

That sinking feeling when you realize that everyone in the famous "Retirement match" at WrestleMania VII are now all dead: Savage, Elizabeth, Sherri, and now Warrior.

Who drew this?

When the Baltimore team first arrived my little nephew was asked what they should be called. He thought for a second and then said "Tree shrews". Aww yes, the fearsome Baltimore Tree Shrews.

I'm confused, wasn't this article about the Cleveland Indians baseball team?

The combo LAX/Texas Dad/Lawyer is just the perfect sports parent douche combo of all time. I can picture Mom, dangling her fake, super tan double D's over a bowl of rice Krispy treats being prepped for the church bake sale.

I didn't like him at first, but he's grown on me.

What LAX legal logic on the part of this dad.

He probably wouldn't fuck your ugly ass either.

A new generation of spammers has arrived!

Also: Blazing Saddles is still incredibly funny.

I would call this "clickbait", but wouldn't want to offend anyone. #CancelSnyder

Me too, I'd like to be the token chink in his armor.

The outrage over the headline is amusing me. It is a lot of talk how it is offensive yet none of the offended people seem to care that Redskin is in the headline.

THIS was my favorite moment in the show; the camera guys trying to be discreet, the audio guys hoping they caught it.

First Class was overrated and caused more continuity damage than any of the other movies, assuming we accept Singer's first X-Men as a reasonable starting point- I have problems with that movie too, but if we use that as the foundation, then we can overlook the problems there (such as Iceman and Rogue being children…