Fucking gross.

O.K.

This is a sports-focused site and people are complaining about fighting in hockey. Weird.

This is one of the most Nintendo things I’ve ever seen.

When I saw the headline, I was sure this was going to be a Hamilton Nolan whinepiece.

Caity sucked as bad as the spelling of her name.

It’s insane to me how far people will go to suck all of the fun out of video games.

You’re a little pissy. Or a lot.

People need to relax about sports. Guess what...he’s never heard of you and you don’t matter to him.

I remember that over world from when it was in Super MARIO World.

...or not.

Someone’s gotta try to balance out the likes of you staying in it, muffin.

I’d do that if you gave me one of those names, too.

I’m really glad you’re upset about this :)

Hahahhahahaha. Bye.

“Everyone else does it, so it’s fine.”

Cry :)

How obtuse.

How small does one’s penis have to be to be a boastful cheater in a game like this?

No matter how low I sink in life, I’ll always take solace in the fact that I’m better than someone who would get into a physical fight over a sports team.