I just wanted a quick impression of the drink. No way am I watching 17 minutes of this.

Knowing everything I know about Ubisoft, I still preordered this. Last minute, sure, but I still preordered it.

Can’t people see that you were trying to shit on Titanfall? GAWD!

Can’t people see that you were trying to shit on Titanfall? GAWD!

I saw this post on reddit, too!

What an uncomfortable way to play that game.

I’ve never written this many words about something I don’t care about F.Y.I..

You really should consult me on everything.

Nope. They’re just in order of when they spawned.

I mean, you haven’t *fully* moved on if you’re still making pissy comments about it.

Males can be so fucking fragile. Geez.

“And no, the Wii doesn’t count because it goes against my point.”

Tell me, is it tough working in PR at Gawker these days? I imagine it would be.

Wait. Since when do people use “aircon?”

I saw this on Reddit, too!

Wow. What a cunt you are.

HAHA. You're a gem.

That you even have an opinion on “car drivers” is sad. Relax, muffin. You'll live longer :)

Ohhhhh, you're one of those assholes.

Wait. You can fuck mountain lions in this game?

I'm sorry I upset you.