Is “regs” short for regular? If it is, you’re kind of a douchebag. Who says “regs?”

It’s probably best to ignore old writers’ existence as it only serves to remind us what we’re stuck with now.

Are you stupid? You think they’re going to give it away?

The music was actually what made me less likely to play GH/RB games before. I’m more of a fun music kinda guy so hopefully they do go with this plan of having more eclectic music.

“Whiners whiners whiners. I weep for humanity.”

Haha, I like you.

You're way too invested in this stuff, pal. Go outside for a bit, k?

People need to stop fucking crying during these stories. Jesus Christ.

Dreads are fucking nasty, terrible things. Leave this person.

She's incredibly dedicated to what sounds like awful hair.

Can I please have free NeoGAF Gold?

GASP!

Eczema? Sounds to me like you got a dud. Did you keep the receipt?

Yeah, I'm over here thinking "this many assholes still use bar soap?"

Nothing related to Kinja ever really "works out"

Worse? I thought the weird dreads-having one was cute. Except for the dreads because those are fucking disgusting, obviously.

Buy two seats? There’s a joke in there somewhere but I’m just too mature to make it.

Fuck that guy. Geez.

Haha, WHAT?

"Something else is more dangerous so there's no danger in being a cop"