I realize this is clickbait and that I'm the asshole for even clicking and commenting but...

The “cat lady” section of your name suddenly makes ALL the sense.

I never really thought about that but why would something like pads be taxed? It’s kind of a necessity. That’s shitty.

Bingo. I have no idea why people would think that because they paid more for a haircut before a date that everything should be paid for.

Ahhh, you’re one of those. Cool.

I’m probably wrong and I’ll probably have a dozen ragemuffins pissy at me but:

And why does it induce so much rage?

This is getting to be a little troll-like. I feel like we're being played for publicity. Also, I'm fine with that as long as I GET MY FUCKING SHOW.

I really don’t care what people think about whether it’s a person or not...but you CAN’T tell someone they have to leave something inside of them that they don’t want there. You just fucking can’t.

I don't happen to be a regular commenter so I wouldn't know Reno from a hole in the wall and this place is CRAWLING with shitheads. It's not that insane an assumption.

Oh. Weird.

The first time I visited the newest, sexiest club in town I sharted before I even bought my first drink. I feel your pain.

Haha, I was so hoping you'd come back to say that! I'm okay with everything now (I know you were wondering)

I have no idea how you misread that but...

I'm a little not okay with you shitting yourself and then soaking in a tub. The shit is still there.

You broads have it rough. I can't imagine dealing with that shit.

These post are fun, but should really be titled "Do My Job for Me"

I like Drew but that application is so try-hard-funny that I'm sick from second-hand embarrassment.

Derp. Didn't think of that. I just thought people were being all "ZOMG Olive Garden will SO know that I told on them if I use the name!"

My favorite part of the fourth season was the random Facebook sound they inserted in one episode that trolled the shit out of people.