Dreads are fucking nasty, terrible things. Leave this person.

She's incredibly dedicated to what sounds like awful hair.

Can I please have free NeoGAF Gold?

GASP!

Eczema? Sounds to me like you got a dud. Did you keep the receipt?

Yeah, I'm over here thinking "this many assholes still use bar soap?"

Nothing related to Kinja ever really "works out"

Worse? I thought the weird dreads-having one was cute. Except for the dreads because those are fucking disgusting, obviously.

Buy two seats? There’s a joke in there somewhere but I’m just too mature to make it.

Fuck that guy. Geez.

Haha, WHAT?

"Something else is more dangerous so there's no danger in being a cop"

I realize this is clickbait and that I'm the asshole for even clicking and commenting but...

The “cat lady” section of your name suddenly makes ALL the sense.

I never really thought about that but why would something like pads be taxed? It’s kind of a necessity. That’s shitty.

Bingo. I have no idea why people would think that because they paid more for a haircut before a date that everything should be paid for.

Ahhh, you’re one of those. Cool.

I’m probably wrong and I’ll probably have a dozen ragemuffins pissy at me but:

And why does it induce so much rage?

This is getting to be a little troll-like. I feel like we're being played for publicity. Also, I'm fine with that as long as I GET MY FUCKING SHOW.