I like the term “sleigh loads”

Yeah, don’t you hate when they judge you because of your gender? Oh wait...

Mamma Mia. So implausible.

Ditto Celine Dion.

I want to like him, but I get SUCH a dickhead vibe from him. He got into some big fight at a baseball game over some stupid bro-ish "disrespect" issue.

Howard's wig is awful. He needs to just get rid of it.

You found out you were pregnant and then ran for the cigarettes? What a shit.

Me? I simply realized that I was at my parents’ wedding...inside my mother.

You think that only women should be allowed to decide when to have children?

I don’t know what a pill baby is :-/

I had no real issue with Bob Kraft until he didn’t wait for his wife to get cold before he hopped on the nearest hot blonde. Now I feel like he’s icky.

I fucking HATE finding out that someone good is a Scientologist.

OMG remember Rugrats? And serial murder?

I know what you mean about dogs sighs. My poor dog was pregnant a few years ago and she's just plop down in my lap and let out a huge sigh every now and then. I felt so bad for her.

I thank the nonexistent god every day that my dogs can't seem to catch the squirrels in my yard.

She's old so of course rules shouldn't apply to her. Also, derp.

I know you really want to be pissy, but I don't think it's about finding a woman to blame.