Haha, I think I'm just picturing it wrong. It just seems unnatural in the Asian-news-esque replay in my mind.

I feel like it's weird that you "grabbed your belly"

Vaginas just seem awful and not worth the trouble.

Oh fuck no. I hope you left her immediately after and never saw her again.

Just don't jerk off with soaplube and you're probably fine.

I didn't even finish reading this. I just want you to know you're terrible and insane.

I'm with both of you in that I love to hate people who post them.

Hey mother is an idiot and an asshole.

It's a nightmare. I have no idea why the insides of dicks hate soap so much...but they FUCKING hate soap.

I learned how to masturbate from watching Dream On on HBO WAY too young. The dude used soap in the shower so I figured that would work well. It didn't.

Ever get soap up your dickhole?

Serious question, how big is your dick? I always think of tall guys as enormous but I keep hearing that it's not always the case.

This is Geri ALL OVER AGAIN AND I CAN'T TAKE IT

I want to hear more about this. More specifics, please.

I stopped following wrestling except for very infrequently checking blogs to see what was going on so things have definitely changed since I was a regular viewer...but does Smackdown not really count anymore? It used to be that Smackdown was the "go home" show before a PPV but I get the feeling that this was the real…

You did it! You're good at this!

Didn't we already outrage about this a few weeks ago?

I would...but I wouldn't be that excited about it. Which is still saying something.

What is that GIF from? I see it everywhere and it's driving me crazy.

He does look like he's having an allergic reaction...