His name does not pass the "moan test." I would feel too self-conscious moaning the name "Ansel" during sex. He needs to change it. Pronto.

I feel like some of these don't live up to the quality set by previous installments :-/

I meant him complaining that you hadn't rinsed the sink. Should have probably been more clear.

My husband has this thing where he has to use every fucking dish he can find to make even the simplest of meals. It's amazing.

My husband hates me because I just fucking hate housework and I do as little of it as possible. It's not a conscious thought, mind you, that I shouldn't have to do anything. It just doesn't cross my mind that, you know, I could probably put away that clean laundry over there. Why would I? If I leave it, it'll…

You two seem like you'd be a blast at parties.

That's ballzy to come in and bitch at someone for not doing the dishes to one's satisfaction.

#1 thing to consider: will you need to use an airplane in the future? If so, don't have kids :)

Hmmmm, you're right.

I feel like "lady" is a 40+ term. No idea why.

I feel like Mystery Cat is Blossom. In cat form.

Now that fucking song will be in my head forever. THANKS. FOR. NOTHING.

It does seem very 4 Chan "letz pretend to be chicks"

We what?

I've seen it before but it never gets old. The sheep part really completes it.

Making fun of a ridiculous person isn't ageism or sexism just because the target is an old lady. Duh.

Everyone else thinks it's not even real so...no.

And yet, still fucking gross.

I actually don't love him even a little. He's one of those people who thinks writing hit songs makes you a deity.

Wait. Cavemen didn't have Facebook groups filled with pictures of naked cavewomen?