Straight white people (men in particular) do this a lot. "American" = white, straight, religious and not poor. "Us" = people who grew up like me and have the same exact values as I do. And so on.

I don't like him. Mostly for using "thus" like that but also the other stuff.

HAHAHAHA I love that person.

I've always known this, but the point has been driven home a lot lately. We're in a "budget challenge" (DON'T SAY CRISIS OR ELSE) and the people here making ten times what I make are perfectly happy not filling the open position in my department and having me do extra work for free. Why not? They can still leave at…

Oh, you're one of THOSE kinds of fans.

You oversold this. By a lot.

Ahhh, that's probably the only explanation that makes it not weird.

You're not good at being a reality TV viewer. How does one manage to get that wrong?

To give you something to bitch about. They know how much it means to you.

You're terrible and you should feel terrible. Really.

It was also 10000% contrived and done for the cameras.

It's less the actual content of your comment and more the spirit of it. You're just. Ugh.

I feel like it's weird to have a favorite presidential child.

Yes, please.

Why can't you just see people as individuals? #racebaitfail

Nope. You're wrong. There's never a situation in which someone driving up the ass of another driver going the speed limit is warranted. I've DONE it and I still don't think it's warranted.

You're just the worst, aren't you? "I race Geo Metros, brah"

The douchebag in the ugly, terrible car deserved it but I'm not really a fan of the person filming.

RE: Number 9

Constance blew the maid's brains out through her eye-hole.