"And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Institute of Pancakes: It reads, and I quote, 'Fuck waffles.'"

Fuckin-a I wan't a Sodastream. Not for any good reason, I just want one.

Why do I remember Jim Ross saying "he's as effective as a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest" during the commentary on this game? It was Shane McMahon?

Yeah, it's a total pain int he asshole to find material.

Ugh, I went anyway. It was bad. I also looked at the Kyron Horman page because I was wondering whatever happened with that case and there are people who have literally been to the school he went to multiple times to figure out their theories and timelines and bullshit. Why are people like this?

There are some things that I just feel better not having in my internet history. I think that's one of them.

Having personal trolls must be interesting for about 17 minutes. Before, of course, it becomes horrifying.

Sure there's a name: "fucking weird"

Is suicide a verb?

I dunno. You're using big words and I just wanna discuss how nutty she was and how I have an odd fascination with the fact that someone who didn't know these people would be so invested as to troll them like that.

Damaged people are so damn interesting. What could have made this woman get SO invested in this story?

:-p

You should post that three more times.

Nope.

And this one thing has you questioning that?

This mother is such a stupid asshole. Portrait? REALLY?

You've spoken to all of them?

I really don't give a fuck if it's a person or not, what the fuck makes people think they can force someone to let a kid stay rent-free in her uterus for an extended period? FUCKING PEOPLE PISS ME OFF AND I'M OUT OF WEED AND I HAVE FEELINGS.

I have given Jezebel a lot of shit, mostly because I'm a child who enjoys getting a rise out of people, but it's actually become one of my favorite blogs. Keep up the good work...love posts like these!

I knew you'd understand. Only MENSA members are allowed to vote in their polls so...yeah...there's no way it's racist.