I laughed at a few. I admit it.

a bowl of dicks? For me? YOU DO LOVE ME!

It's so adorable that you want to think Deadspin is "better" than Gawker. So cute.

I like you a lot.

2/10

I don't have a source but it's pretty widely known.

Albert, you misread my comment and then sent me a bitchy message without an option to respond directly so I'll do it here: fuck you and you can ban me from the sports circle-jerk known as Deadspin if it means that much to you :)

I wish I had a modicum of a shit to give because I want to read this but...so many words.

But really? No.

Yeah that one wasn't a huge revelation.

Me too. Fucking weird that so many kids had their GameBoys stolen.

You've officially spent more time thinking about this than the actual reddit poster. Change your ways.

Why is Pharrell so ugly? In everything?

We know you're not, that's why the joke wasn't for you.

Nah.

You're a dickhead.

Why are characters having babies if it's a children's game?

I'm always fascinated by people who don't think something like this should be an issue...but who come into posts like this and reply...and reply...and reply...

I'm going to disregard this douche response and ask you this: why are you so invested in this? You seem to be a straight person who would be, admittedly, unaffected by the inclusion so why is it that you have such a dog in this fight? I have the responses to this thread expanded and on my screen right now are three…

Do we see a babii coming out of a Mii vagina in the game? No. Then yes, there could be children with two moms or two dads. The stork brought them. Problem solved.