If you had 3/4 of a mile to go, you weren’t zipper merging, you were merging early. Just not as early as most of the other people, most likely.

If it was he is still a douche, passed more then a few gaps he could’ve squeezed into.

Amen. Zipper merging is for when a lane is ending and “merging” with another land. This is just a “douche move” and it brings me way too much joy that dipshit got busted.

And not just the traffic in the right lane, either. He slowed down the middle lane while hunting for an opening.

I’m finding that a lot of people on jalopnik don’t know the difference between a lane change and a zipper merge.

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This was not in any way “the zipper maneuver.”

Good. Seriously fuck this guy and everybody like him. They actually slow traffic down because everybody needs to brake to let them in.

What’s amazing to me is not how short the rebuild interval on something like this is, but how long it is on everyday boring cars. Isn’t it kind of incredible that you can buy basically any normal car costing $20,000 to $30,000, and reasonably expect to get 200,000 miles from it without the engine needing major work?

With this newly released data, artists are now updating their renderings of possible planets:

I’m pretty sure that it’s in the basement of one of the cameramen. They were going to throw it out after the shoot but he managed to pull some strings.

As I was boarding my southwest flight earlier this week, I thought to myself “I’m surprised Jalopnik hasn’t done a “Here’s why there are spirals on airplane engine impeller cones” and poof it’s here.

It’s for stealth. Reduces radar signature.

Helmet Guy is sad because he can only hold his bottle, he cannot drink from it.

Why would I want actual information about an upcoming vehicle I might be interested in when I can have all of this snark!

I kind of like it; it’s like an Impreza that could possibly stand a chance on the roads of Dallas.

Having known more than a few zookeepers while working at a zoo - if their animals are threatened, they will be moving in the direction of the gunfire. Aggressively.

This post is 100% correct.

*mic drop*

Hat off to you, sir.