Crack pipe...

I’ve seen the Panamera in person.

Before people jump on Westbrook for calling SLs ugly, let us take a walk down memory lane:

I know it's supposed to be clever but that sign went over my head.

They are taking a page out of Apple’s book.

You could’ve looked at this, decided it wasn’t your type of humor, and scrolled on. But, no, you chose to do this. It’s not Torch who is attacking people. It’s you attacking him because his humor doesn’t jive with you. Learn to move on, man.

Another case of the persecution of christians! Who will think of the christians?!?!?

Actually I don’t see how this hurts his credibility or professionalism. He’s pointing put the stupidity of self centered individuals who think the world revolves around them and their beliefs

I have... feelings about this steering wheel. I don’t know what those feelings are, exactly, BUT I’M KEEPING MY EYE ON YOU, ODD WOOD-TRIMMED SPOKES.

I test drove an FR-S over the weekend (for fun, no way it could accomodate our car seats). It had a carbon fiber looking hood, side skirts that were actively falling off, some random bits of carbon fiber stick on pieces, evidence of a Batman badge on the back, poorly painted trim, massively loud Magnaflow exhaust, and…

On the one hand, I didn’t even have Myspace until college. (We just chatted on AIM throughout that era.)

I’m so glad, for so many reasons, that social media was in like MySpace infancy when I was in high school.

Seriously, the first time I saw/heard one in person, I looked around for the car that was making the noise, and after I’d eliminated everything else, it slowly dawned on me that the uproar was coming from the little Abarth. I found myself smiling like an idiot without realizing it, and I must have been staring too,…

As i have no idea, what rules?

And we have spotted the new guy.

He must be fun to work with. “Yass sir, that thur dawg is really stuffed now - yeehaw!”

I’m surprised they haven’t started adding .1 or .2 to the end of the names just to get with the tech times.

How to know if you bought the wrong car ? Easy.

Sometimes, I open my garage to look at my cars when I have no intention to use them. It reminds me that America is awesome and that if you work a fuckton you can own basically whatever you want.