FF-That.

I tried not paying for it once, men in blue outfits showed up to my house and shook me upside down until all my money fell out.

Meh, sounds good to me.

Dealership employees...

They'll have to leave a window open for days to get that smell out.

Well, of course not! Audi took them. ;)

Its all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.

Well. This is their response on the FAQ:

Have you ever actually been around glitter? It is completely impossible for it not to get everywhere.

But how many cupholders does it have?

Me, after reading that:

"She tourniquets her arm at the elbow with an ice pick and towel, washes the blood off, puts the offending knife onto the gas fire, heats it to a nice brick red and...wait for it...cauterize her own arm."

I think I need a sedative.

Oh wow that thing is ugly as hell! It's like they said how can we take a last gen F150 and make it cartoonishly ugly? Throw is some Ram cues, a little Tundra and bam, this abomination. Hell the center stack looked like it was cribbed directly from the F150. At least they hit up Autozone for some fender vents too. Oh…

I hope it's good because they've had a decade to work on it. Also I'm kinda weirded out by the Asian F-150 look but hey - I like the Volvo S60 Cross Country so I'm obviously down for anything.

I will just leave this here

yes. They should've ran out into the white out ice covered highway and just waved their arms. That wouldve been safe. There isn't much they could have done at that point.

I love how old planes look smooth and shiny from 100ft away, but when you get up close it looks like someone has been beating the shit out of them with a golf club.

Plot twist, these are not zombies, but just loan and tax collectors.

They built a separate beam in front of the bridge due to all the crashes. Street view: