FF-That.

I tried not paying for it once, men in blue outfits showed up to my house and shook me upside down until all my money fell out.

Meh, sounds good to me.

Dealership employees...

Well, of course not! Audi took them. ;)

Its all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.

Me, after reading that:

"She tourniquets her arm at the elbow with an ice pick and towel, washes the blood off, puts the offending knife onto the gas fire, heats it to a nice brick red and...wait for it...cauterize her own arm."

I think I need a sedative.

Oh wow that thing is ugly as hell! It's like they said how can we take a last gen F150 and make it cartoonishly ugly? Throw is some Ram cues, a little Tundra and bam, this abomination. Hell the center stack looked like it was cribbed directly from the F150. At least they hit up Autozone for some fender vents too. Oh…

I hope it's good because they've had a decade to work on it. Also I'm kinda weirded out by the Asian F-150 look but hey - I like the Volvo S60 Cross Country so I'm obviously down for anything.

I will just leave this here

yes. They should've ran out into the white out ice covered highway and just waved their arms. That wouldve been safe. There isn't much they could have done at that point.

I love how old planes look smooth and shiny from 100ft away, but when you get up close it looks like someone has been beating the shit out of them with a golf club.

They built a separate beam in front of the bridge due to all the crashes. Street view:

Jet engines do stall, though. Though it's usually called a compressor surge...

Very unlikely with modern turbofans.

Exactly what I thought...Aerodynamic stall should not be confused with engines stall, the first being the result of an excessive angle of attack during a steep climb -a possibility of what happened to the AirAsia aircraft, as suggested in the article.

I live in central Illinois. It is -9 degrees, and -36 with wind chill. My roommates just went outside and did the "boiling water turning into an ice cloud" trick 20 minutes ago. We are cold. The dogs have been outside to go to the bathroom, and they will venture no further than the patio. Send help, beer, and lots of…