I hope a version comes out for Canada so that I can deposit a cheque.

@Germanautoaddiction: In soviet Russia, mountain crashes into helicopter?

@das7002: News flash: Being born is the leading cause of death! Also, film directors on strike, slides at 11.

@StandardResponse: Or maybe it was by a bar, and would've been killed by a Zippo lighter tossed out of a passing car....

@BazookaJoe: Woody Allen was walking by a hotel and would've been killed by a bible tossed out a window had it not been for the bullet in his breast pocket.

@Oedipus: saxophones, flutes, Ford Tauros SHO engines

3 words: Giant Popcorn Maker

What happened to good ole' fashion '&' to put jobs in the background and using 'jobs' to chose which job to bring to the foreground with 'fg'?

@Navin R Johnson: You mean fall out of your ship... nobody's stepping down any ladder after that trip.

Good idea picking somebody from a country likely to survive the 1st wave of destruction from an alien attack... let's see... decimate the US or Malaysia?

@Iamtehawesome: Reminds me of a Far Side calendar of the penguin colony, with one standing out saying "I just gotta be me!"

@StandardResponse: bad formatting...

@BobotheTeddy:

I do not like green eggs and aquabounty!

@3Djesus: Love it!

@Anekanta - Destroyer of Worlds!!!: There are actual cases of people like this : [www.wired.com]

@jay13x: That was actually on last night on Space (in Canada)... I couldn't believe just how bad it was.

@kagekiri: That's how I recall the joke... about 23 years ago

@RyGuy: Somebody's been reading, or needs to read, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

@sLeoni: Excellent!