I enjoyed the news conference scene after the credits to “Any Given Sunday” with Al Pacino and Jamie Foxx. Not super funny or clever or anything, just a fitting postscript to the story.

Both my wife and I are lefties. You'd think that at least 1 of our 4 children would also be a lefty, but noooooo, the devil's spawns are angels.

My head is older than my feet, and not just because I came out head first!

Monty Python's The Holy Grail: "T'is but a flesh wound!", "1, 2, 5.. 3 sir!", "I fart in your general direction!", "What is your favourite colour?" "European swallow or African? I don't know! Ahhhhhh", "You have to know these things when you're the King".

I always wondered how much discharging a high-powered camera flash into an intruders eyes would accomplish. Buy me enough time to subdue him or simply get out of the house?

Finally somebody else who also had this as their 1st machine. 256K expansion memory, 2nd floppy drive and Star NX-10 dot matrix printer to complete the set.

The NRA is going to push for sword ownership registration and legislation in order to control this obvious scourge on society.

So with a bunch of these super-duper black holes (TM) around the universe, do we still need Dark Energy (TM)?

Oh look: Big Brother is texting big brother.

Seems like there are operations on elderly people all the time that involve blood transfusions. The average age of the blood donors is likely much lower than the patients receiving the transfusions. Looks like a ready-made test group waiting to be evaluated.

Amiga 1000... wish I knew what my kid brother did with it when I upgraded to a 486DX2 33Mhz PC.

The earth has disappeared, and they're worried about a single spacecraft approaching? What about the hundredes of satellites and thousands of pieces of spacejunk that are about to get pulled into the lunar gravity well, along with them?

Like other reality TV, who gets voted of Mars, and how does that happen?

So what happens to the galaxies that lost their black holes holding them together. With no gravity well to keep everything spinning around the galaxy centre, will they simply begin to fly apart?

I have 4 kids, but we were going for a 3rd and ended up with twins. I'm an asshole because nature decided my wife should should have twins?????

Will anybody submit a Kickstarter proposal to create a new service to compete with Kickstarter?

I think you just described an F-104 Starfighter.

Everybody comments about how stupid the phone looks up against one's ear, to which somebody says "use a bluetooth earpiece - problem solved".

I nominate Nuclear Fusion based power generation.

I don't think you can draw any comparison between CD's death and Blu-ray's demise. CD's died because it was more convenient to buy music online, but you still got to store your music locally on your computer and your iPod.