Your suggestion is good until one gets to duck. Duck becomes Vuck, then you’ve got Vuck L’Orange, and now it sounds like a sex act involving Trump and French role-playing.

It’s part and parcel of the “both sides are equivalent” culture that was spurred by the main stream media for years. That’s how we got ideas like “the jury is still out on climate change” and “voodoo economics works”! Instead of being the arbiter of truth and laying out the facts, the entertainment news media chose to…

That’s some pretty damning stuff.  It’s almost as if powerful people were friends with Jeffrey Epstein and his contacts kept him above the law.  Almost as if our entire justice system were fundamentally broken due to corruption; but if that were true then we’d see a lot of poor, largely powerless individuals being…

This will never stop being infuriating to me, and because now they feel “attacked” (largest eye-roll in history) I won’t be surprised if that fucked up 53% figure will end up being even higher next year. We have to do better, but I haven’t found a solid way to reach any of these women, even in my own family. The two…

In a sane world, Dems would be the right wing, DemSocs the left wing, and the GOP would have died twenty years ago.  But that’s about the time I decided to grow a goatee, so now I’m realizing we must have dropped into the Mirror Universe somewhere along the line.

Whats hilarious and tragic about our country is you can read this interview and see how thoughtful/intelligent this person is and then read interviews with pretty much any GOP rep at any level of elected government and its full on bible literalism and derp-tastic quotes.

Or at least until you run out of the lube.

Oh great now it’s going to get associated with the Great Train Disaster of 1918!

I’ve always found, “Open wide, here comes the airplane” to be effective. But I’m seeing online now that people are memeing that into being associated with 9/11, so yeah, “Choo Choo” seems like the safest way to go...

Simple: spoon or fork up some of their meal and go: “Choo choo train pulling into the station... Open up! CHOO CHOO!”. If the patron turns away and/or spits up the food, you know they weren't into it. Otherwise, you just earned that 20%!

“He can take a great joke just as easily as he can land one.”

I’m currently pursuing my PhD in Neurobiology and have made this a huge part of my career since I’m interested in pursuing a career in science policy just as much as doing bench research. I see this attitude all the time in my department and previous labs I’ve worked in at other institutions. The default is always…

Moby was one of those artists I was embarrassed to listen to even though I liked a few of his songs. He seems like the guy to be all “I like yoga, wear glasses, am vegan and into transcendental meditation. I’m safe! Now fuck me.” Guys like him are just a creepy as the overly aggressive frat bros.

Fuck this concept in the ear with the sharpest dick. Same goes for Alyssa Milano’s hot take.

I don’t know if you seen it, but ......

Give him a break.

She’s not going to date you, Don. Give it a rest.

She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards. By Eric Erickson.

Yeah, in the age of smartphones, they’re not stopping anything.