Yeah, I have to admit that my only reaction to this is along the lines of who the fuck is paying that much for an instagram photo?

They treated it like a pretty big deal.

...what was the worst?

Once at my cousin’s wedding, after a few beers during the cocktail hour, I made my way over to a bowl of what I thought were Wasabi peanuts. After popping a couple in my mouth, I realized it was a bowl for Olive pits. Awesome. Killed all the germs with copious amounts of alcohol.

As a kid I was taught it was polite to eat everything your host puts in front of you. On a family trip to Boston when I was nine, I think, we went to a nice restaurant. The kind of place with great service. I drank a glass of water, and somebody was immediately there to refill it. I dutifully drained it. And it was…

When making egg salad once, I realized after I had already boiled the eggs that I was out of mayo. I elected to try using Caesar dressing instead.

Oh pfffft. I’m 64, and this is the best time of my life. I am free of so much shit that wasn’t worth angsting over in the first place. The greatest thing about being 64? I am fearless.

Hey kid, don’t worry, Hollywood does not dictate real life fuckability. You can get it at any age, and with any age. There are many more someones for everyone than you can imagine now. Life is full of surprises so don’t let this bullshit get you down.

This is the opposite extreme from the rail thin supermodels. Neither promotes a healthy body image, neither should be role models.

It’s a public government hearing, how could this be seen as inappropriate?

Swap out a couple titles here and there and this exact same post could be written about Beyonce, but I digress.

If an expensive music video made by a millennial centimillionaire to whine about another millennial millionaire poaching her employees is a manifesto of any kind, I’m pretty sure I don’t want to read it.

You forgot to ask the next question: why to reverse the dadbod?

I think we share a co-worker. These bitches always have to comment on what everyone is eating and how we SHOULD be on a diet. Eat, don’t eat, but mind your own damn business.

LOL no. Females actually have HUGE documented advantages in the legal system, getting much lower sentences than men for the exact same crime, hence why there are so few of them in prison They enjoy advantage in all custodial matters, and have full reproductive choices that men don’t have. They are more likely to be…

I guess it makes sense to sue the whole company (Honestly- I’m not sure how civil suits and torts and stuff work) but it sort of sounds like this maybe isn’t a corporate issue and more an issue at the store level with that manager? I know a friend of mine (who is a trans woman) has been working for B&N for years now-…

Or, maybe the author was operating under the assumption that the majority of married people are not monogamish or poly at this point in time, rather than specifically calling you a liar. Deep breaths buddy.

Yeppppp a few weeks ago a guy was RELENTLESSLY pursuing me on Tinder/texts and literally the bare minimum amount of Facebook digging revealed that he had a girlfriend.

Cocktails and the most expensive entree?

Not sure why people go out to eat if they can’t afford to tip.