Ugh yeah this is going to be a yearly source of anxiety for us UConn fans. Only a matter of time until he springs, and I couldn’t even blame him for it.

As a Uconn fan Ollies statement made me feel good for a few hours this morning.

Yup. Can we please talk more about the gazillion and zillions of dollars she made off not only her cancer fraud but also her charity frauds. Someone found a picture of her house online, its positivly palacial

Adoption or abortion. Don't hide them in the garage for your husband to find.

“In some small way, I wanted to help them avoid the terrible life I would have given them,”

Are you daft? You think that pointing out that the cops save white people and kill black people is as bad as cops murdering black people? What planet are you from? I guess you think calling out racism is as bad as actual racism too...

I know that obvious question is obvious, but using the flag in a protest to preserve human dignity is offensive to this woman, but using it as a prop in her nude photos is totes cool?

Why can’t I ever have neighbors like this? I’d love to have them over for drinks, dinner, and.......dancing!

I'm having a little trouble finding the "Sponsored by the American Psychological Association" disclaimer.

I’m judging the dudes for not wrapping up their johnsons. The pill or an IUD is not going to protect anyone from STDs. Quite a few could have been passed around between the 26.

That’s one reason this seems like a fake letter.

Did she have some big titties with a matching ass?

A friend in HS allegedly slept with Jakob Dylan when the Wallflowers came through in jesus, like ‘97? She still mentions it whenever I’m back home and get drinks with old friends. It’s like Pierce Hawthorn and Eartha Kitt only way, way sadder. Also... she was maybe not so legal.

Must be fun around set with her and Jon Snow. An endless contest to see who can take themselves more seriously.

We landed on Mars and we still are reviewing plays courtside on a 12” monitor?

Fuck Duke

Something about the ending didn’t seem right, but I just can’t put my finger on it

You say 'incidental contact', i say 'reparations'.

Why the hell would you ever root for duke

the reffing in this game has been absurdly bad