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The average male mini fig, though, has no defining physique. Why can't a mini fig just be a mini fig, and you get different heads/hair to make them make, female, trans, whatever

Replying to myself to add:

Meh. Most women have breasts and defined waists regardless of their weight and their adherence to beauty standards. It's the typical female form. Even as a relatively flat-chested and straight-waisted woman, my outrage level is low.

Her mom hustled her way to sell her daughter to the highest bidder. She stays relevant because of who she's dating. I think now that she married Kanye its getting hard for her to stay in the news because now its all blown over.

That may be savvy, but it's not actual work.

It's not rating her worth as a woman, it's just pointing out how absurd it is that a multi-millionaire woman (who's claim to fame is being born rich and a sex tape) is acting like she knows exactly what it's like to be a working mom, when really she has the option to work or not whereas so many women don't.

"sex tape star-cum-reality TV personality"

Come on. Even the most rabid Counting Crows hater sings along with Mr. Jones when it comes on the radio when they're driving in the car alone. It's just impossible not to!

You must be my age, because 1994 was a big year for me musically (apparently), and August and Everything After was a solid fucking album.

Meh. I loved August and Everything After. Different strokes my friend.

or have a really big dick?

So you are ok that the parents will put drugs before their own kids? And not use the money for their kids.

I also like how you tagged this post "Spooky Scary."

Omg at this thread. Offering to pay when you decline is a thing? As in, it's reached the level of thing-ness? It's never happened to me (maybe I put out too easily, lol), but oh my god, wow.

Agreed. She was already with her grandparents because the parents wouldn't care for her. The grandparents are obviously irresponsible as well. Now they are profiteering over something they caused.

They polled their readers to pick the parts. I doubt men make up any more than half of E Onlines viewership.

I hate that the family appears to have perpetuated fraud against a corporation in order to get her medical care funded, but have empathy for their desperation. That the dog attack came from her grandfather's dog(s) tends to take away automatic sympathy a "stray" attack would've garnered (see the comments for…

True. But a woman can be broke, live with her parents, have no job and yet still have a good chance at getting a man. A man who is broke, lives with his parent, and has no job will have a hard time getting a woman. Its tit for tat.

Who the hell thinks a "little boy child" lashing out and disprespecting his parents in public like was described above is "hilarious"?