Norm Macdonald literally used to say, “and now, the fake news”

I’m enjoying that he called SNL fake news media, since it isn’t even pretending to be news, and at times weekend update hosts have said “welcome to the fake news”

Kanye and Steve Harvey, really great guys. Fantastic as a matter of fact, bigly

Love that he pointed out Omarosa as a television star, because we don’t need stinking celebrities telling us what to do and what to think! We got a.. oh shit, television celebrity as president whose biggest black contributor is a television non-celebrity

I believe he was basically pressuring women into sexual situations they had no interest in though. I feel like what he did shouldn’t disqualify him from being awarded for his acting prowess, but if it keeps him from landing roles due to possible backlash, that’s fair

It’s complicated though. I think being a despicable violator to women should disqualify you from being president, but an acting award is more about how good an actor you are. Having a bad record on treating women maybe should keep you from getting roles often, but once you act in the thing, I’m not sure you should…

That’s what makes this so awful to me. We shouldn’t have a President who is a worse person than the average scumbag, and that’s where we are

Yeah “you’re alive” so pay no mind to the damage done to your truck and any lingering minor pains due to this accident, and whatever you were driving to being delayed cancelled, and to the attention you now need to pay to an insurance claim for the next few weeks...you’re alive, no harm, why get angry at someone who…

And being in a crazy car crash in the movie Whiplash!

But he’s an actor who hasn’t gone out of his way to be all things to all people who the writer deems important, so consensus appears that he can go to hell.

Wow people grow the fuck up, idiot drives like an idiot with paying passengers in it and the actor who gets angry at the moron who causes this event for all parties involved is the mean one?

It doesn’t matter, there is literally no source that can report on conflicts of interest or flat out corruption that moron Trump supporters would open their eyes to. It’s a disgusting and terrifying world we live in. In 2 years trump could still be president and could murder some reporter who wrote true evil about…

The other day I was remarking at how I’m a little tired of Emma Stone, even though I don’t see many of her films lately. I do find her to be charming and funny as herself on a talk show or the like, but I feel like she’s always Emma Stone, like a Owen Wilson or Jack Black, yet she’s regarded as one of the great young…

Surprised he hasn’t already done this, he gets to say I won and then pretend he’s too good for the Presidency. Pretty sure he’s just searching for a way to make Ivanka president before bowing out, why let Pence have the title? His name isn’t Trump?!

I’m having a problem with the underlying thought that if it was a certifiable and undisputed fact that trump did some specific thing that was so treasonous and self-monetizing with his newfound power, there is no source that this news could be disseminated from that would make the average Trump voter believe it. …

Oh come on, that was all lies by the mainstream liberal media...

Wow, I didn’t think these recounts would change a thing but if he’s scared enough to sue, now I believe they might find something

I think making moron t shirts and baby onesies marketed to the Trump crowd is a better no brainer business idea

Fuck that, I’ll blame poor people who voted for Trump. I can’t blame rich assholes for voting with their wallets, I can blame the idiots who voted against their own wishes because they believed the lies of a conman at face value. So suspicious of Hillary but refused to question or fact check trump for one second. …

And I love the environmentalists who are celebrating the trump win. Like what?! The guy who wants to do away with the EPA is good for your interests?