Don’t blame me, I’m voting Meteor.

“Hello, yes, I work for Jello Picnic”

NBC= No Black Champions?

yah, i made it up

This has happened to me so many times.

The problem with this blog is that this has never happened, ever, to anyone.

That Jetta already went on VWVortex to tell his "kill" story against that Ultima.

You’d think Green would wait to get to Rio to go viral.

Okay, it’s been long enough I think. Exclusive pictures, Ask no questions!

If your shiftier needs an instructional video...

“I never said six!”

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

It’s bad practice to put lug nuts on with impact wrenches. A lot of things can go wrong in service of saving a minute and a few spins of a four-way.

Crown Vic!!

WOW. I maybe give up.

You win. That’s incredibly sad.

Elio has a video simulation of what their configurator would look like if they had one.

wow. Over a fender bender. Guns make all situations more dangerous. Sad.

This is really messed up. I'm on the corner where it happened. People are saying it was a fender bender that got heated. I was here when they took his wife away on a stretcher. She was yelling for Will. Really tragic.

There was also the JDM flagship, the Debonair.