As a Texan, I, for one, don't think Texas is as homogenous as everyone else thinks it is.

Well, there's your problem.

Hello. Single male here. Marry me. Ignore this article, and say yes to the dress.

Figures Rice couldn't manage more than 3 yards on this carry

As with most other things in Sochi, those burgers were assembled only three days ago.

But the bright side is that you are now the American sports journalist who was banned from the 2014 Olympics for online pics of you yanking off your knob.

You took a major spill and owned up to it with class. Essentially, you are the complete opposite of British Petroleum. Kudos.

As the chick in this video, all I can say is that running in powder when there's no one else out at night is a shitload of fun. But stopping to pose for the local news station in the middle of the icy street hurts like a bitch. Glad it's as funny for everyone else as it was for us.

"No way. No way this actually happens. It can't."
"And then it happened."

Confused why #fuckcoke is trending on twitter. I thought Philip Seymour Hoffman died of a heroin overdose

Why shocker when you can Spock her?

I can't stop laughing at this thread. Jesus Christ, I'm apparently 9 years old.

Senator Elizibeth Warren would make a HELL of a better President than that corporate whore hillary clinton,

Steelers fans will all agree that their greatest nemesis has always been the Browns.

I try to take the good out of things. In this guy's short life, he did the absolute best with the hand he was dealt and made a positive impact on people. Rest in Peace

So the next Miata is going to be 134 lbs heavier than the original Miata.

I borrowed one for a weekend and except for a few BT hiccups ("scratches" during songs, once it refused to skip to the next track) it worked very well with my Android, and sounded just fine, if a bit lacking on the low end. I had previously borrowed a '12 3 with the Bose radio and it had much clearer, harder bass.