Thank you for your “I had it bad, too, moment”. But last I checked, your mother wasn’t voting to shift all the resources from your school to a White one across town near the new “walkable” community. Your mother was just one White piece of shit you had to grow up with and for that, I’m sorry. Imagine a crowd full of…

“It proves men like him are more willing to perpetuate the fantastic narrative of negro neighborhoods needing more role models and briefcase-carriers”

There is nothing he can say to me that would make me vote for him in the primaries, though, should he win, I’d walk across broken glass to vote for him.

very cool we live with millions of fucking lunatics who think shit like this 

While I didn’t think it was possible for this to be even worse than it was, now it appears he deliberately targeted the reporter and has been going at it with her about Osuna and domestic violence for a while.

Honestly, surprised it wasn’t a vape.

Taubman was holding a cigar

This is more embarrassing than my unintentional smear campaign against Sports Illustrated when Kathy Ireland was on the cover.

Since you are in Chicago, I will tell you that every Italian restaurant is not the same. For instance, where we are going in about 2 hours is fantastic.

Caity Weaver made a convincing case that the best all you can eat experience was spending 14 hours eating mozarella sticks at TGI Fridays:

I love that there’s an anti-everything take now. Fucking an anti-meh take. A take against a word so bland it means indifference.

Must be visiting BYU

Talk about burying the lede there. 

Doesn’t anyone just smoke a bowl anymore? I mean, pack one up, hit it and pass it around? Does EVERYTHING have to be the Latest Greatest Technical Gee Gaw? I mean it’s WEED, a substance that makes anything harder than flipping the LP over on a turn table damn near impossible.

What is going on with the wife situation here? Are the two wives getting together to collaborate on cracker supplies?  Are they road-tripping together?  Will the video be available as a subscription?

Best part of the game: Rivers completing a late pass for a first down and Fouts pointing out “That will quiet the crowd for the time being”.

I once went to a bar for a (college) football game that did like $40 all you can drink Coors Light/Miller Light and all you can eat wings. My friend and I got there like two hours in advance of the game and managed to score a table..it was the smallest table they had, a booth that fit four.

I’m an adult I should be able to call him Bob (or Dickhead) if I want. Do you agree?

Always love plans that are literally based on the scheme of a pyramid.

Strange; when I was last in Williamsburg, everyone looked like they were straight out of Colonial times...