First off, his drivers license says 6'3, at 6'3 and 240, you qualify as obese, So I call bs on those numbers. Second, I’m, just shy of 6'4 (like closer to 6'4 than 6'3.5)  Last time I weighed myself I was 226, last year I got up to 234.  No way in fucking hell does Trump only weigh 239.  Ive seen photos of him in a…

Allowing myself to be made fun of on national TV to own the libs.

Taking bets: On what date will Trump start “joking” about Joe Biden’s dead son at one of his “Love Rallies”? C’mon, you just KNOW that’s coming sooner or later.

I bet he is either ashamed he disappointed his lord and savior or proud that Trump singled him out. Not a chance he is upset AT Trump.

“Look at this fat guy over here, I bet he thinks golf is an exercise. I bet that fat son of a bitch eats nothing but fast food and sits on twitter all day cause he can’t get off the toilet. What a waste of humanity.”

Nothing is richer than Trump telling anyone to go get more exercise. 

“There’s no meaningful distinction between that and what Jay-Z has done with the NFL”

Jay Z has always been about making money for Jay Z, first and foremost. He may do other things occasionally, but at the end of the day, he’ll do what he thinks will make him the most money.
Never forget that Russell Simmons took Jay-Z to Occupy Wall St., only to have Jay Z turn around and make the “Occupy All Streets”…

The fact you don’t recognize it as a valid point belies your inexperience in life my friend. I had to threaten to quit my job and lawyer up when they tried to deny me time to make my physical therapy appointments after a bad car accident messed up my back. I would have too if it had gone to court and I had lost. Your…

Incognito doesn’t need more hits. He is essentially David Carradine post five-point-palm-exploding-heart and we should just pray he doesn’t kill anyone else on his way out the door.

And now they want his helmet.

You can throw Ritchie Incognito in the mix as well.

Your condoms have chinstraps? Kudos to you, big guy!

like Mark Kelso’s Great Gazoo job?

the new helmet doesn’t fit right; it gives him a headache; the chinstrap feels weird; he can’t see his periphery (which makes him more vulnerable to big hits and less likely to track the ball in the air); the league’s “health and safety” initiative is bogus and just an attempt to limit liability; there’s no such thing…

Antonio Brown is best example of a WR as a finely tuned instrument since Joe Horn.

Given that scholars who have studied the topic all basically agree that the man existed based on all relevant historical sources, I don’t know why I should disagree with them.

The historicity of Jesus is pretty well established.  Whether you believe he is the son of god is an entirely different matter. 

I dunno, thinking about your mom’s hands usually helps me

I sort of get it. A towel would be a huge waste and too much surface area. But what about a set of wash rags?