What would Richardson’s legal remedy be if, say, his statue were to somehow disappear? Would he get the team back? Free hot dogs for life at the north concession stand?

My conversation with Kenny, I asked him why he didn’t talk to the owner, why he didn’t talk to Steve [Ross] first before putting something out.

If they had any sense (THEY DO NOT) the rich whites of this country would be dragging Trump out of office by his peach-stained hair. They should be livid that he’s exposing all their bigotries and hypocrisies for all to see. In five years Trump will be gone but everyone will still hate Stephen Ross and the Ross family…

Rich people’s obsession with tax cuts will forever blow my mind. Like, you’re ALREADY a billionaire. Dude’s already old so he’s got no chance at being the richest man ever. So really it’s all about siding with white supremacy to add a couple of numbers to a bottom line. I mean, he’ll never face consequences for…

I missed the byline but when I got to “spalpeens” I knew it was Pierce. In poker they call that a “tell.”

Whoa, Charlie, my favorite political writer, on Deadspin?  Is this going to become a regular thing like Ratto?  Can we get a Ratto & Pierce podcast going?  I’m excited by the possibilities.

Dodged a bullet when I was 7 and came home from a trip to the store with my mom excited to show my dad a Mark Rypien jersey I bought with my birthday money. He asked why the hell I’d buy a Rypien jersey, I told him that they won the Super Bowl so they’re my favorite team and he explained that bandwagoning was dumb,…

Cool but his security is close to him and not punching him. I mean, he’s around other humans. Why aren’t they punching him???

I got to hang out with the Skins after a game in Oakland five years ago (a friend of a friend was catering their dinner) and my buddy tried to go talk to Snyder. He barely took three steps toward the guy before security was on him. Couldn’t get within 15 feet, got kicked out. He was even planning on being polite!

The fact that someone hasn’t punched Danny Boy in the face by now seems like a miss. Like, if you’re near him, just punch him. Seems pretty straightforward.

It never went wrong.  The plan is always to leave the last guy holding the bag and hope you’re not the last guy.

We just need a new round of venture capital to pay off the last round.  Who’s new in town?

If you are an I/C guy, where did this all go wrong?

I will never forgive these chucklefucks for 28-3. Jesus Christ

The nicer the gym the less I like it, I just like to see tons of free weights and benches, a few machines, and a few bikes or treadmills. Even though not a meathead I like the simple gym environment, you are there to exercise, not socialize, not have a spa day, you are there to hammer your body into better shape, the…

Yeah its so boring which is why I remember exactly how she looked, what she said, what she was wearing, how she tasted, how she felt... but I was terribly bored the entire time. It’s definitely not the only time I almost had sex.

Also I went to Harvard and she was totally impressed with that. I didn’t bring it up, she…

Love to write shitty Penthouse Forum letters about my sex life that also mention superfluously that I went to Harvard.

I’m still not convinced that picture isn’t some kind of Weird Al parody shot from 1985.

We have been on same page about so many things over many years, so me surprised to be on such opposite sides of this one. As wise man and cookie enthusiast once said, me hated this movie. Hated, hated, hated, hated, hated it. (For record, diatribe that follows not aimed at you in any way, Mr. Kinsey, me just wanted to…

Very surprised Drew didn’t mention the 1972 Dolphins in his “what has always sucked” section. Those motherfuckers are the worst kind of Boomers, rooting for the failure of Millennials while spewing that “back in my day” bullshit.