Mad Men has spoiled me for stuff like this. I mean, it’s the year 2019 and most of my wardrobe is pre-2017, and not even the most stylish pre-2017 at that. Lots of people have hairstyles that reflect personal taste and not current trends. So I can appreciate a show set in the ‘80s where a bunch of young teens with few…

Sure, but the Duffers aren’t making an homage to 70s auteur movies. Or 60s French New Wave or 90s Post-Pulp Fiction Indie or any other genre besides 80s mainstream crowd pleasers. And sure I’d love to see more shows looking to the 70s Auteur films but it’s a tough sell as they tend to be downers and for mature…

If your point was “they just make a new, better James Bond” you might have a point, but what you wrote reads more like an aging racist yelling at clouds about “the Blacks.” 

I wouldn’t have minded a slight update to their haircuts. The kid cast is old enough now that they’re starting to look like they’re cosplaying their own characters.

Having spent a large amount of time in so-called flyover country, not really. A few years of lag is appropriate, but not more than that save for holdouts or those completely oblivious.

What’s even stranger is that he writes aSian like this.

I think there could be a black James Bond.  So you’re wrong.

Isn’t this show set in Indiana? So this is actually realistic — very few people would have been up to date with the absolute latest fashions. It’s much more realistic for a show set in 1985 to have people sporting 1983 or 1981 looks that are a little out of date, just like anything set in the early 70s should have a…

Response hot take: we don’t really need most TV series in general and might all be better off and more productive without a Netflix subscription. Yet we all chose to visit a site that reviews pop culture and comment on an article about Stranger Things, so there you go.

I sincerely hope season 3 doesn’t have an episode as awful and momentum shattering as season 2's infamous “Eleven hangs with 80's punk stereotype criminals and an X-men reject” episode.

We're at the point where "hey, maybe less people should die" is a controversial statement to these jabronis. Because more people living somehow takes away their power to live a little longer 

So instead of trying to appeal to the growing, younger, economically stronger and gasp diverse electorate that includes African-American, Hispanic, Asian, & LGTBQ voters he still thinks it’s vital to chase after the peaked in high school and never got over it crowd. The white male voter that resents the girls who left…

Let me guess. The gist of Brooks’ article is that people wanting and therefor electing progressives to represent them is somehow going to drive away the fickle, magical unicorn that is the white, undecided voter. All of these crazy changes, like fighting for higher wages, and equality, and trying to do something about…

Exactly. What kind of example does that set for the children (separated from their families and kept indefinitely in brutal detention without even soap or toothpaste)?

It’s not really her fault; some idiot asked her about it. It’s not like she “chose to take this stance” by scheduling a press conference to announce she wouldn’t go. Someone interviewing her asked her a question, and she answered the question presented to her.

All good points, but Rapinoe also celebrated a goal too much, so who’s really the bad one here?

I am so sorry to hear about your close call, but very glad you were not hit in the head! 

My family has had White Sox season tickets between home and 1st base, 18 rows up, for the better part of 20 years. Not a humble brag, just means we’re dumb enough to pay more than the seats are worth at this point.

Gormon’s research has found 2,000 people who have died at baseball games (at every level of play combined), and he says people email him regularly with new victims to add.

But the important thing here is that since Drew is gone, I can state for the record that the official stance of the Funbag is now that mayonnaise is awesome and delicious and one of our finest condiments and makes just about everything better. Mayo forever.