What if I told you that having money, a recognizable name and a lack of melanin was all you needed to start a spring football league?

YeP. Just a reasonably wealthy white dude with more money and free time than he knows what to do with going “sure, all these other things have failed, BUT MAYBE I CAN DO THE THING EVERYONE FAILED AT”, and having no sort of discernible plan or vision beyond “start thing, ??????, then profit.” And then failing miserably…

The risk of injury pretty much kills an NFL development league. You want to dilute the NFL’s advertising rates with a cheaper product that still has all the risks of injury? To their newest hopeful stars?

The NFL has absolutely no incentive to do that. Owners get mad already when people clown on their draft picks, they’re not going to throw them out there with minimal preparation so that we all know for certain Chad Bumfuck from Boise State sucks ass.

What got me about the article is how many times the AAF (and upcoming PPL, FFL, and XFLv2) were certain the NFL would embrace them as a development league. If the NFL wanted a development league, there would be a development league. Hell, there WAS a development league (NFLE) and it got shut down because they didn’t…

I read that article last week. My favorite part was when they listed his qualifications to run a sports league: “He had a famous last name in the entertainment industry. He had connections to powerful people.” 

came late and “at weird times.”

The numbers alone carry a certain shock value. He’s put up with this for TWENTY-ONE YEARS??!!

First they came for the idiots without valid opinions, and I did not speak out.

So many questions.  Did he spread the frosting on the hot dog like a condiment, or did he dip the hot dog in the frosting like some kind of meat pixie stick?

You said a lot of things

It’s a lawless zone where social norms can touch you. I’d go as far as to say that the elusive pre-9am, pre-vacation beer is one of the more Elite Beers in existence.

Brad was my roommate. His girlfriend dumped him the day before move-in day. He’d spend his time bragging about “being straight edge” and stabbing cardboard boxes with a hunting knife. I moved at the semester break. 

Co-sign. As much as it sucks in that moment, you go into their room and try to get them back down. If that means kneeling by their bed and rubbing their back for 20 minutes at 3:00 am, you fucking do it.

I once got upgraded to first class on a 630 AM flight. I was so excited, free booze! Being that it was my first time in first class and it was the start of my vacation, I had to take advantage, regardless of the time of day.

Just what I was about to say.

As someone who is always on the move and simply does not have time to sit and watch a piece of chicken marinate for 24 hours, I find that Gogurt is the faster and more convenient option for yogurt based chicken. Just tear open your favorite flavor, and squeeze liberally into a bag of frozen chicken breasts. Give it a…

This probably isn’t even a question. But is there a worst decision than trying to sleep next to your kid?

Bush evaded those shoes because he is fairly athletic old guy who’s got reflexes like a cat.

This probably isn’t even a question. But is there a worst decision than trying to sleep next to your kid? They are 2000 degree pinwheels that make odd noises and twitch nonstop while driving their tiny feet in to your sides.