Exactly. There’s no way she actually has friends.

“If we sit here and act like there isn’t a crisis, that it’s just crazy people living in border states that think that there’s a crisis, that is a winning ticket for Trump going forward.”

I love those Pirates unis. Just wondering if they played “We Are Family” and did a few lines before the game.

RIP, Herbert Kornfeld.  Accounts Receevabo 4eva

I mean, if you can do 100 pushups/situps/squats and a 10k run then you’re already in pretty damn good shape.

What is/are GAAP, if not unwritten rules?

Face it, you’re just pissed because he stared at the spreadsheet a little too long.

Gary sounds like a real EBITch

Fighting is part of the game.

As an aside, this is a great look into what the job of a producer is.  It’s making the machinery move smoothly, and getting things back on track when they’re off.  That producer struck the right tone, trying to smooth things over, while also offer a firm hand and getting the situation resolved, and all in a situation…

I think—and I’m being charitable here, but I also have a few years at disentangling the spaghetti bowl of stream-of-consciousness writing/speaking—what he’s trying to say is that if a person enters the United States, irrespective of the provenance of their entry or their point of origin, that they can access US…

As a conservative generally opposed to larger government, I applaud your argument. The New Green Deal is going to be the Space Race my kid’s generation. Just like that, there are so many positive knock on effects we can’t quite see but can clearly intuit besides the whole saving the planet thing.  As the kid in the…

I can just imagine the RWNJs insisting that Pearl Harbor was a false flag with crisis actors.

At least not on the side we chose.

Fair is fair Fox News probably would not have supported going into World War II initially either. 

He sounds like that dirty Commie Eisenhower…

“Kid. Come on. I’m doing a live show over here. Don’t shit on my segment. If I lose this job, I gotta go work at the White House.” 

Listen, I was 9 when the Tim Burton Batman came out too, but I try not to let it back me into bonkers takes like “Jack Nicolson was a better Joker than Heath Ledger.”

This region is a fucking bloodbath. There isn’t a bad name in the bunch and it has at least 5 of my 7 favorites. The selection committee should be ashamed.

If there is a God, may the woefully underseeded Pope Thrower fight the godslayer, Deicide Huxtable