Fun fact: they do have a garbage disposal type toilet! It’s called a macerator because it literally chews up your shit and TP. My friends built a bathroom in their basement where there wasn’t really any piping for one, and they had to install a macerator so that the flushed stuff could be forced upwards into the…

The horse-talking person has all the mental faculties of a horse in a person’s body (and vice versa).

I hope a bucket of paint falls off a ladder and lands upside-down on your head and gets stuck there and you stumble around with a paint-bucket on your head and crash into a ladder and fall down a manhole.

Fuck off dirtbag.

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

In response to Trumps tweet.

Mr. Charles’ show was called “Jokesters in Vehicles Acquiring Java”. Totally different show.

Yes, but medical / military / legal jargon actually means shit even if us lay people don’t understand it. Consultant speak is just a bunch of made up nonsense to make the consultant sound like they have a great idea to help your business and sell you on it.

I’d like to talk about how my boss in a consulting firm once suggested that we have a Gangbang...as in gather up and bang some ideas around...you know, a conflab...He’s also the reason that we coined the term “blamestorm”. Feel free to use in place of post mortem.

Agreed. My wife is a consultant. Her jargon slips into our daily conversations and it drives me nuts. She is frequently “flagging” concerns/opinions and making sure we’re “aligned” on things like what to make for dinner, among other phrases.

Consulting is less its own industry than the meta-industry of applying shitty jargon to other industries.

Let me get that deck by end of business, I’d like to see a 50,000 foot view to outline the strategic priorities. Don’t try to boil the ocean here, some back of the envelope math should work just fine but we will need to do a deep dive later. I have a hard stop at 6 so I would like to review it by then, in fact, maybe…

I have a hard stop at three, so we’ll need to put a pin in that and come back to it.

Consultant. Can confirm.

Can we table the next question and backtrack for a second?

This reply synergizes well with the article. I really like how you drilled-down into the list.

Consulting. Next question.

Is this in English?

I mean, I love me some Semi-Charmed Life and all but one of those things is definitely not like the others

No offense, but I hope the Jaguars Defense, Fournette, and Blake Bortles (lol) beat the Pats so bad that you cry and pee.