You should’ve gone. U2 are brilliant live.

Yes. It’s called a disagreement.

So what you’re saying is: you’re right about your subjective experience with an album, but the reviewer isn’t?

I’ve got no problem with this, as i’ve eaten three copies of Zooropa, in vinyl, CD and a bootleg cassette.

The more u2 releases stuff like this, the more I absolutely love Zooropa (Achtung Baby is still my favorite). Pop was a misfire, but at least they were still challenging themselves. All That You Can’t Leave Behind was when my love affair of u2 ended. It’s not a particularly bad album. But it was one of those times…

...why is Geno the one black quarterback teams want to give endless chances to?

This is the equivalent of trading in a 16 year old Toyota pick-up truck for a previously returned Power Wheels Jeep from Toys R Us.

4 rules for wedding planning: short ceremony, good food, good booze, and good music.

Yes. Easily. So long as the Democrats control the White House and Senate. But I think any price hikes for streaming services, video games, or home internet will be permanent. Price hikes never roll back.

Nice try, Ajit Pai, nice try.

That’s just about the stupidest string of comparisons I’ve ever seen written out. Not a single one of those things is like appreciating Frank Zappa for his articulated perspectives but not appreciating his music. Not a single one. My goodness.

I’m a hipster and a fraud for saying I like the man and what he stood for, even if I don’t like his music? Okay, then.

You know you’ve reached Douchebag Nirvana when you finally manage to get banned from Fox News for being too offensive towards women.

Fuck me, you’re right

On nationalism and commerce:

The Stranger Things episode that no one liked? That my friend was actually the hook for a spin-off series. It’s so close to guaranteed that it should be your lock of the week. We have an ethnically diverse cast to appeal to millennials, we have a ready-made story line, we have a cliff-hanger about a maybe not so dead…

There should be enough asterisks next to McAdoo’s name to play goddamn ASCII Pac Man.

I don’t understand. That story was written as though there are Dunkin Donuts toilets that are not clogged.

My profession requires that I attend town meetings. The kind of person who shows up for every single one of them voluntarily is far worse than radio callers.

All sports radio callers are bad, but can I submit “Guy Who Literally Wrote Down Every Word Of His Terrible Rant And Is Obviously Reading It On Air” as the shittiest of all?