I don’t mind family style in some cases, but what’s the deal with the brother-in-law a) doing all of the ordering and, b) ordering far too little of it to satisfy anybody?? You do family style so you can crowd source that meal and have so much damn food that nobody can walk properly when they leave.

This was my take as well. Sociopaths all the way.

Last guy, D. What the fuck! Isn’t the whole point of going out that everyone can get what they want?

You mean sleepy paralysis?

That one was the most hard to believe for me ... literally all of those things just sound like standard college tom-foolery. You mean someone is running down the hallway being loud in the middle of the night as a freshman in college???!!! NO WAY!

Fuseli painted this centuries ago, he knew what was up with that sleep paralysis shit.

Congrats and Happy Halloween to everyone who thinks they’re breaking the news about sleep paralysis to the rest of us.

“He lunged for my car door.”

I can’t top any of these for eloquence. My friend was stabbed to death by her bf while she was passed out drunk, because she “flirted with too many guys” and I seriously can’t imagine anything supernatural that scares me more than normal people anymore.

So, in the menacing stranger category, an ultimately OK but potentially harrowing thing happened to me last night. I was walking home in the after work hours last night but the sun had gone down. I live in NYC on a pretty busy block and there are three buildings in a row with lighted awnings. A group of ladies was…

auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughhhh noooooo that last one noooooooooooooo

I’ll do you one better, the overhead bins should lock upon landing and only be opened once everyone without overhead luggage has disembarked. I’ve got to sit and wait on the plane an extra 10 minutes while Drew and the rest of the mouth breathers pulls down 3 overstuffed carry-on bags each? That’s bullshit.

Counterpoint, traveling for work. Can’t fit everything for a work week under the seat and forget taking the chance on them losing your bag if you check it. Not to mention everyone will be pissed at you when they all have to wait at the baggage claim (when traveling with coworkers) and I have spent in excess of 30…

Since 45 minutes have passed and you assholes are all obsessed with pickles ... fuck Penn State.

But what is the best FRIED pickle? Key note: fried pickle chips are about 100x better than fried pickle spears.

Related to the overhead bin anxiety: Anyone who puts their luggage in the overhead bin sideways deserves to be flung out of the plane at 30,000 feet and crash into the cars below like Con Air.

Nothin worse than a salty car taint

Are you homeless and/or Jim Tomusula? Who the fuck brings a cup of soup to a bar?

It’s also necessary in the south, especially during the summer. Just not for your car. Salt and shit also applies.

Oh come on, nobody believes you’ve got friends.