It was I who saved Utah’s ass. Only after he tossed the gun, of course.

They are saved by Johnny Utah before they hit the ground. Duh.

I’m sendin you to Jesus

I will kick you in the chest

I despise the term “bernie bro”. Maybe because it’s meant to disparage people like me. The corporate Democratic Party is a failure and their rejection of policies they deem to be “too socialist” will keep that failure going towards annihilation. The base of the Progressive coalition is a fair economic system that…

It’s certainly concentrated to the point of dysfunction.

The fact that labor unions are taking a beating should be no surprise to anyone paying real attention to politics for the last 35 years.

The NFL: Football is Family

Jesus Christ, I’m a lifelong Bills fan and even I found J’s story depressing. I’m sorry man. Find a therapist.

Smartest man in Buffalo right here. Never gonna need a new jersey.

Nope. Tell him you know about the credit card theft — use that word — and that you expect him to pay you back, with interest at the rate on your card. Hold him to it with the threat to involve his parents if necessary, and follow through if necessary. A discussion of general boundaries is also in order. Unless he’s a…

Calling the cops is beyond a dick move. He is a 14 year old boy. 100% of their brain power is devoted to getting off. You want to jam him up over it?

Every time that song comes on, I get excited to hear Werewolves of London and then have my heart broken 97% of the time.

and seems to be a decent person

How fucking pedantic can you get?

I don’t feel that strongly about ketchup or mayo, but otherwise this is on point.

You missed another part, sir.

That one email reminded me of something: Stop calling the fucking owners of your team “Mr. Jeffernut” or whatever as some kind of bizarre form of respect. You’re not talking to the guy, the guy would never, ever talk to you in a billion years because you’re not at his level. How did you prove you’re not at his level?…

Cowherd’s contractually obligated to call a black person lazy in every segment.

“Running is the easier, lazier way to play QB.”