1) I have heard people from Toronto refer to the city as “The 6”, though it’s not really serious and more like they’re mocking Wheelchair Jimmy (Drake). Less mockingly, I have heard a few people from Hamilton refer to their city as “The Hammer” and most people from Oshawa will call it “The Shwa”.

I will brook no aspersions against Reeses, but will add that Trader Joe’s peanut butter cups are magnificent.

It totally is exactly that, and it’s glorious!

Get an instant read thermometer and then just look up a recipe. If you cook it to the right temperature, you wont kill anyone or serve them dry crumbly meat

You know what I also do sometimes? If there’s a salad on the table, sometimes I just dump some salad right onto the pizza and fold it up and eat it like a freak. Salad pizza is always better than it sounds.

Yeah, I imagine it’s probably SUPER rare to find a woman who hates it when a dude just rips ass on the couch all the time, so we must be the same person.

I mean, if your girlfriend (or dad, or coworker, or whatever) doesn’t want to sit in your fart stench cloud, then it’s kind of rude to make her, right? I know there are all these people who claim that you’re not TRULY in love with someone until you can fart in front of them or take a shit with the door open or…

Guy at a Sox game said to me once “buddy, you’re not supposed to put ketchup on your hot dogs in Chi-town.”

“former Vine star” explains so, so much about this.

Why is Jon king?

Reese’s Pieces is supposed to rhyme. So that is how you pronounce Reese’s. Those Ree-Sees people are probably the same ones who wear Sixburgh shirts everywhere.

Best sports hair past and present:

That is a Vince Carter-dunking-on-Frederic-Weis-level quote.

I have weathered a lot of micro-scandals but this one hurts MOST, because of the vulnerability of letting people know Lamby and my story, and because I miss him so damn much. I know I’m a lot of fun to place your issues on, but I won’t let anyone hang their hat on this peg. Not this time.

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

The old joke:

This should be a Magary-led blog post:

“When I break you, we’ll see,” is a strange retort, but okay.

The odds are almost 100% that they’re going to end that movie with him being some kind of hero and it’ll completely negate his character arc in the original trilogy.

Tell the truth: are the breaks so you and Marchman can take a leak because you have small bladders? Or are you just practicing for the day when you get Stamps.com or some other sponsor to step up?