Try a tossed salad between two buns.

Put your dick in a bun and eat that.

It has helped that many actual liberals have been enthusiastic participants in the realignment of the Democratic Party from labor-oriented to professional-oriented, with all the nose-in-the-air attitude that implies.

As a late luncher, it’s not about being too busy, it’s about hating other people.

he could face the scummiest, most vile opponent, who cheats to win in the most obvious ways and with outside interference, and the people will still refuse to support the Progressive Liberal.

Oh I’m sorry, were we talking about football or grown men who think wrestling is real?

A lack of jobs, drug addiction, poverty.

I THINK INTERRACIAL MARRIAGES SHOULD BE LEGAL PER LOVING v. VIRGINIA (1967) [arena burned to the ground]

His finishing move is “The Safe Space” in which he runs his opponent over from inside his Prius.

there is exactly (1) noun I recognize in that entire sentence.

I would entirely shit myself if a bus sized sea creature casually surfaced right next to my very tiny bro boat.

Q: “Where is the incest?”

This is like putting Usain Bolt in a greyhound race and then being like “well, it’s sort of an old greyhound”.

Maybe, but it’s still going to kick the living shit out of him.

Winner gets Brock Lesnar at Summerslam

If I had to put Conor’s chances into a percentage, I would say he has none percent chance

McGregor should bring a slew of UFC stars to his corner, drop gloves in the first round and proceed to pound the fuck out of Mayweather. Then, when Mayweather’s dickhead crew tries to intervene, Conor’s UFC cohort can step in and annihilate them as well. This is the only outcome that would make the$59.99 worth it.

I’m fairly certain that this is the absolute best possible option

Welp, time to set up an office pool. My coworkers seem to believe that McGregor will win. They’re casual UFC fans and know little-to-nothing about boxing. This will be easy money for me and for Mayweather.

I’m just hoping that McGregor loses his bearings, gets confused about where he is, and kicks Mayweather in the face, right before being DQ’ed.

I already ordered the PPV 6 months ago from a legitimate looking Nigerian version of Showtime. Cost me $5,000, but I’ll get that back and then some when the Sultan unfreezes his inhertance.