That’s what I try to emulate, that’s how my grandpa was too. My kids had a rough go before we adopted them, so I’ve been absolutely sure to never, ever yell. But the calm, patient-but-firm routine works great.
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No, that’s his recipe for salsa. For tomato sauce, he runs them over with his car.
I think “Hey Buddy, I need to talk to you for a minute" precedes the speech that comes after mom found out just what exactly you’ve been looking at on the internet. But I'm a girl and childless so I'm just guessing.
I think it’s more likely that the Pats would trot out “Brad Tommy” and just dare the NFL to say something. I have no problem imagining Belichick standing there with a straight face answering every question, “That’s not Tom Brady. That’s Brad Tommy.”
But tablets though. When I was getting a family car, it cost thousands of dollars to add on an in-car DVD system. You can get the kids individual tablets for much less then that, and then they can watch what they want instead of fighting over what everyone will watch. And you don’t have to keep track of DVDs.
IDK, I think “son,” is worse.
Also, “disappointed” a BILLION times worse than “furious,” forever.
“Buddy” is also the highest level of dad trouble. Mom trouble tops out at the full name, including middle: “Drew Fulgensio Magary, you get in this house right now!”
The best age for children is the age that they move out of the house because they have a big contract with a professional sports team and then they buy you a house.
I’d love to see mashed avocado guacamole guy’s recipe for tomato sauce:
... reading Penthouse Letters. I plug up one hole in the dyke, another one busts open.
I hate to break it to you, but if you grew up in a house with 18 rooms, you were pretty rich.
“I grew up in a wealthy suburb of Washington, D.C., in a house with 18 rooms, a big backyard and half a block from one of the best public high schools in the country. We weren’t rich, but we were definitely comfortably middle class.”
When I was a kid, my dad would tell us air conditioning would soften us up for the commies. I grew up in a wealthy suburb of Washington, D.C., in a house with 18 rooms, a big backyard and half a block from one of the best public high schools in the country. We weren’t rich, but we were definitely comfortably middle…
I’m just assuming “Florida” in the absence of any other information.
Came here looking to post most dangerous wienerdog alive video. Was not disappointed.
First thing I thought of as well.
I love my country, but we are all of us completely insane.
4 out of 5 dentists recommend that the Terminator rip the teeth out of that 5th dentist.