If Twitter suspended every moron's account for being a moron there wouldn't be much Twitter left.

She hid the real spray tan place under "facial"

In high school, I was a pitcher who was too fat and lacking in talent to play another position, so most games, I kept book. One game, our first basemen was injured and my coached called on me to pinch run/take over at first. I hadn't expected to play, so I didn't bother putting on a cup or even a jock strap. It was…

That's what I always thought. I was really confused the first time I heard of people wearing jocks without cups. Made no damn sense then, makes no damn sense now.

It still is.... in person, and even more so.

I thought this too. Jock=cup holder. Tighty whities were always enough to corral my goolies.

I ask the same question - I just wear spandex-type boxer briefs for athletic activity, they seem to keep everything locked into place.

Having played Rugby for the last 12 years I can honestly say I have never worn a jock strap and don't know of anyone that has either. They are more cumbersome than helpful.

The Richard Pryor white man voice really is the best white man voice of all time.

I've always been confused by this: what does a jock strap sans cup do for anyone? I grew up playing baseball and football, and to this day I don't understand why any guy would wear a jock strap unless it was to support a cup that provides some actual protection.

C'mon... Two wrongs don't make a right and it was tagging family that got Tate in trouble in the first place...

Keep in mind that Drew takes the crusts off his pizza slices. So, don't trust him on anything pizza.

hmm, they could have had a dog wear a Vick jersey.

I don't think Drew's going to top Green Bean Asshole. Emmitt's all downhill from here. Helluva run.

........................I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.

Now you tell me not to eat the diabetes? FUCK. This information would have been useful years ago.

My "favorite" part of the ad is that the Yinzer-loving girl is wearing a Roethlisberger jersey, as it's apparently easy to find a million different Vikings jerseys, but the tone-deaf producers couldn't be bothered to not have a woman wear the shirt of a rapist. Frankly, I'm surprised that there isn't a toddler in an…

You read an entire article about football, just to write run-on sentences about being above it all?

"And that's how my Vikings family became a Viking/Bengals/Eagles/Steelers/Cowboys family …"

I am so glad you took down that fucking NFL family ad campaign. Watching the new version of them in their soft-focus-except-the-team-jerseys living room on Christmas morning makes me want to vomit.