"I wasn't doing ANYTHING and the guy just started punching me!"

A Cleveland Browns fan getting betrayed and abused by the thing he loves should hardly be newsworthy at this point, Samer.

See? A man professing his love for another man IS a distraction. QED.

I'm assuming that's his daughter and its just an unfortunately-timed screen grab?

Let this be a warning to all adult NFL hecklers. Stick to the ESPN.com comment section if you want to keep your caps on.

That is just creepy....like, really fucking creepy.

So miss, what attracted you to the millionaire Mr. tisch?

At least since she has a glass of wine, she has to be over 21, right?

All my life I was lied to. Money can buy anything.

"...ah I tell you, you old rich white men, you get all the good looking women I mean what a beautiful woman!"

Everyone who loves the NFL is rooting for this scenario. I'm a Panthers fan and even if they manage to win the division somehow, I don't think they deserve a home playoff game. Home playoffs should be awarded to the top-ranked teams in the conference, division winners shouldn't get squat.

"Now that's a catch."

—Odell Beckham, Jr.

Totally rooting for this, for the sake of Chaos

I'm officially rooting for this scenario, even though I highly doubt that the Saints lose to Carolina and Tampa Bay. They might even beat Chicago.

There's actually a scenario that the winner of the division could be 5-11.

It's not only plausible, it's damn near probable.

Is there a plausible scenario that the winner of the NFC South will be under .500?

I also went to Dartmouth and interacted with Andrew Lohse. He was one of the worst guys I encountered in or out of a basement. Sociopath is right. I once watched Lohse pour hot wax from a candle on his best friend who was rolling around on the floor blacked out. He was the loudest proponent of all the things he writes…

Thank you. That is exactly the impression I got when I heard him on the radio, so strongly that I didn't want the creep in my living room and turned the damn thing off. He was really unnerving to listen to.

Thank you. (Also an alum, though older.) There are obviously problems at Dartmouth—and I say this as a member of a Greek organization—but this kid is straight up awful. It's tricky: he lied about his hazing, but has gotten away with it because there is a hazing problem at Dartmouth. And he somehow managed to pin his…