Paul Wall, nice! I completely forgot that dude existed.

So the bidet toilets still require toilet paper, but solely for drying? I guess that would make sense.

Still the only curse word where I’m actually taken aback.

My favorite term used by one of my very-Catholic family members: “Interfering with yourself”

Awesome movie. Probably shouldn’t have had Julia Roberts try to sound Irish, though.

It hasn’t existed since the 1800s, but the Benin Empire is the GFOAT:

It’s actually three times! Khal Drogo and Daenerys were consensual in the books.

The reaction to last night’s scene really proved how much the show has had to pander to idiots to get so popular.

Hell yeah, sun sneezing is the best. It always clears my head, so I don’t care if it’s weird.

Some asshole did this today at my job. Horrid.

Star for this - typing class was the shit.

I thought he meant Ray Lewis. (Not kidding, I really did.)

Can I star this 100 times?

Hey, that douchebag is good at hockey.

Cholula or Tapatio are a cabinet necessity even more important than Sriracha.

Drew, these takes are burning my eyeballs out of my head, BUT ... do you feel the NFL should let it go? I think at least a fine or some mid-level picks are warranted.

Peanut butter is the best at any age. George Washington Carver says you need to recognize.

90% of all tweets about ads are just marketing nobodies who just default to praising every campaign anywhere. These are the same people who thought those Canadian Club "Your dad drank it" ads were "a retro callback" and not "this ad is a direct order to think about your dad's sex life".

"Who's praying the Sorrowful Mysteries now?!"

Are you a lizard?