Did you Columbus those first two sentences from "Fear of a Black Hat"? Because that is great.

A friend of a friend was one of the founders of Zico, and that's exactly how Zico got started, right down to the Brazil part.

Indian-style Chinese food is hugely popular in India, so acting like only white people can find a taste they like and tweak it is ridiculous. This is how cuisine develops in every culture on Earth.

"Don't Stand" isn't particularly morose, but it's so creepy I can't even listen to it.

Forest porn was a truly vital resource.

Really? It's doable: I not only remembered beating it as a kid without the code, I went back and did it again just a year ago.

Is there really a panic? That was exactly two hack writers. The vast bulk of commentary I see says she looked hot as hell. (Including my own commentary.)

Tommy Craggs and Sam Eifling? Deadspin turned into the fall quarter 2000 Daily Northwestern so gradually that I didn't even notice.

"Laser tag is great and I like it a lot" by Drew Magary, 6th grade, P.S. 34

Zaino all-in-one FTW.

We'd better get a 10-minute supercut of a screaming Mountain to make up for having to watch that vomit-inducing last scene with Oberyn.

I hate, hate, hate, HATE eye injuries being depicted. Super pissed at the GoT showrunners for not only killing a beloved character — OK fine, he died in the book too, so I'll allow it — but doing so in a way that made me want to cry and puke at the same time.

This casting sheet is worthless without Arianne Martell or Lady Taena. I demand outrageous dusky sexiness - I mean GRRM used the phrase "huge, dark nipples" twice!

Here come the Bitchy Bracket runners-up!

Anything metal probably works this way though. My bro works at a steel mill that uses an electric-arc furnace, and they bring in boxcars of refrigerators, old bumpers, and tons of random metal shit that they melt together to get the chemical proportions correct.

Somewhere out there is a woman saying the same thing about men who won't eat ass. Are you into eating ass? I'm not, so to that woman, I'm bratty and prudish and wariness. People like what they like and dislike what they dislike.

Yeah but what happens when we invent teleporting birth control or some shit in fifty years, and you only decided things up to the point where we didn't send molecular-level sperm hunters into our bodies? You'd be right back to your problem of what part of the document does and doesn't apply.

That's a tough one, man. I hope she's only a little annoyed and not completely consumed by it, because jealousy of any sort is bad news.

Ah, I just saw the note that you're a lawyer. So is my wife, and she would also argue that a lot of life is miserable, entirely because she has a shitty job. Simultaneously she's convinced that her work is too specialized to get into anything else, but as a person with even an above-average sense of intelligence (and…

You're right about a lot of those realizations, but having them isn't entirely bad: it's the opposite of the "too many choices" problem. Having a set path that you can accept and shape for yourself is in some ways a lot easier than the roller coaster of your 20s, and I say that as someone who really likes trying new…