"take a awesome minority product and whitewash it for the masses"

When I hear someone quote Malcolm Gladwell as an authoritative reference on anything, I have real trouble respecting anything else they have to say.

Wait, what's your position then? I mean you didn't type this from beyond the grave.

You might be on the wrong drug cocktail - there are tons and tons of possible combinations that have completely different effects. You also might have gotten a crappy therapist. You're right about the expense, though: that shit isn't cheap except with insurance. Any chance you can start by getting a better plan?

Whoa now, Staal has been cross-checking Crosby every shift, then Sid retaliates once and suddenly he's a huge bitch? Pierre McGuire keeps running montages of Crosby being mauled while praising the Rangers' "old-time hockey".

I mean think about the pure force involved: a double-D breast weighs, what, two pounds? Let's make that an even kilogram (2.2 pounds) and use the rule of thumb that the force of gravity would mean about ten newtons for a total of 20 newtons across the overflowing bikini. Meanwhile someone kicking you in any spot on…

I find it funny that you picked "people from Poland" as your comparison when Chicago has a bigger population of Polish people than Warsaw.

Correcting you: He did have a shot that hit the post, and he had an assist on one of Malkin's goals.

I have no doubt that would be a very uncomfortable thing to do, though I doubt that Kate Upton threw up from the pain of this sequence, which is what I did after taking a hockey shot in the genitals. But if there are people who would find such an image arousing, more power to them.

As a man, I would just like to say: boobs.

Their "gang symbol" is a middle finger and the shocker? These wastes of flesh apparently learned everything about life from nu-metal.

I have proof that this is false: I went to a Jeopardy audition recently, and the contestant coordinators mentioned this Matt Lauer rumor — apparently he started it himself because he wants the job, and the Jeopardy team openly refuted the idea that they're considering him. So Matt Lauer will not be hosting Jeopardy.

I was exclusively an Irish-style tea (with milk) guy for years, and I still love it, but I have mostly switched to coffee. Coffee is available everywhere, the tea at work kind of sucked, and over time I just grew to like it. It really is like beer.

You take your grapefruit pink, juicy and in the raw. It's the sex in a complete breakfast.

When's the last time you ate a grapefruit? The pink ones are delicious and right at the peak sweet/sour balance - I eat them almost every day. Time for you to revisit that shit.

Yep. This is why I'm glad every time my nerd friends announce that they're about to have another one.

Thousands of years ago we didn't have 8 billion humans living high-consumption lifestyles.

Mid-air cum-catching has to be the theme of a porno somewhere.

This is like the most expensive Joe's Crab Shack in existence.

I could see if you swallowed while the D was still in there; then you'd end up with more suction and that would be awesome. But if the D's back out again, then it hardly makes a difference.