"Laser tag is great and I like it a lot" by Drew Magary, 6th grade, P.S. 34

Zaino all-in-one FTW.

We'd better get a 10-minute supercut of a screaming Mountain to make up for having to watch that vomit-inducing last scene with Oberyn.

I hate, hate, hate, HATE eye injuries being depicted. Super pissed at the GoT showrunners for not only killing a beloved character — OK fine, he died in the book too, so I'll allow it — but doing so in a way that made me want to cry and puke at the same time.

This casting sheet is worthless without Arianne Martell or Lady Taena. I demand outrageous dusky sexiness - I mean GRRM used the phrase "huge, dark nipples" twice!

Here come the Bitchy Bracket runners-up!

Anything metal probably works this way though. My bro works at a steel mill that uses an electric-arc furnace, and they bring in boxcars of refrigerators, old bumpers, and tons of random metal shit that they melt together to get the chemical proportions correct.

Somewhere out there is a woman saying the same thing about men who won't eat ass. Are you into eating ass? I'm not, so to that woman, I'm bratty and prudish and wariness. People like what they like and dislike what they dislike.

Yeah but what happens when we invent teleporting birth control or some shit in fifty years, and you only decided things up to the point where we didn't send molecular-level sperm hunters into our bodies? You'd be right back to your problem of what part of the document does and doesn't apply.

That's a tough one, man. I hope she's only a little annoyed and not completely consumed by it, because jealousy of any sort is bad news.

Ah, I just saw the note that you're a lawyer. So is my wife, and she would also argue that a lot of life is miserable, entirely because she has a shitty job. Simultaneously she's convinced that her work is too specialized to get into anything else, but as a person with even an above-average sense of intelligence (and…

You're right about a lot of those realizations, but having them isn't entirely bad: it's the opposite of the "too many choices" problem. Having a set path that you can accept and shape for yourself is in some ways a lot easier than the roller coaster of your 20s, and I say that as someone who really likes trying new…

"take a awesome minority product and whitewash it for the masses"

When I hear someone quote Malcolm Gladwell as an authoritative reference on anything, I have real trouble respecting anything else they have to say.

Wait, what's your position then? I mean you didn't type this from beyond the grave.

You might be on the wrong drug cocktail - there are tons and tons of possible combinations that have completely different effects. You also might have gotten a crappy therapist. You're right about the expense, though: that shit isn't cheap except with insurance. Any chance you can start by getting a better plan?

Whoa now, Staal has been cross-checking Crosby every shift, then Sid retaliates once and suddenly he's a huge bitch? Pierre McGuire keeps running montages of Crosby being mauled while praising the Rangers' "old-time hockey".

I mean think about the pure force involved: a double-D breast weighs, what, two pounds? Let's make that an even kilogram (2.2 pounds) and use the rule of thumb that the force of gravity would mean about ten newtons for a total of 20 newtons across the overflowing bikini. Meanwhile someone kicking you in any spot on…

I find it funny that you picked "people from Poland" as your comparison when Chicago has a bigger population of Polish people than Warsaw.

Correcting you: He did have a shot that hit the post, and he had an assist on one of Malkin's goals.