Consumption of chemicals in food has also gone up. So has the number of hours kids spend playing video games. So has eating organic foods.

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I also see some pretty distinct similarities with another amazing dance routine...

Apparently, assassination is being replaced by the word murder to escalate the drama here. It's a sad event, and certainly is upsetting due to her connection to MLK, but this reads as another case of mental illness and gun violence.

Bob's got my back.

You're the right kind of crazy, kiddo.

I'm with you, Kelly. It fits her like a fucking dream and also makes it look like she was down to just grab Grandma's damask tablecloth, tie it on and shout, "LET'S DO THIS, MOTHERFUCKERS"

yes. They should've ran out into the white out ice covered highway and just waved their arms. That wouldve been safe. There isn't much they could have done at that point.

Guys I just watched it for like the sixth time.

That must have been the greatest work day ever for the call screener.

You know you done fucked up when your own mother is happy you weren't home for Thanksgiving.

Probably cause he knew she'd pull some master-class-level of mom-guilt like she did with the whole "I vote Democrat because of my autistic grandson." Drop the fucking mic!

Especially the conservative one, when she mentioned being a Democrat, and even began addressing why. She is awesome, and makes me proud to be a Southern woman. And I'm reminded of the lectures we are all given by my own out-laws before Thanksgiving not to "provoke one another" or "talk politics."

Dear Moms of All Politicians Everywhere,

You could actually see them turn into eight-year-old boys over the course of the segment. So good.

I wish every single pundit/politician on earth lived in fear of their mom calling them publicly on their shit.

"it's mom..." I can only hope to embarrass my kids, on that level, at some point in their lives.

She's glad they're going to their in-laws. LOL!!

This is the greatest fucking thing I have ever seen.

Currently reading this during the 8-10 PM slot. Let me tell you this: Putting your kid on a strict sleep schedule pays off goddamn huge. HUGE. Our daughter is 3 and that kid's eyelids snap shut on cue at noon for naptime and 7:30 PM for bedtime.