Attorney Does His Job: article from Deadspin full of hot and fresh hot takes coming soon.

Obviously they thought Janay went full Ronda Rousey on Ray-Ray — sidekicks, spinning backfist, kidney punches, then the arm-bar, which Ray-Ray stoically endured until being forced, forced mind you, to knock the bitch out in self-defense. I hate everyone.

"Failure is not getting knocked down. It's not getting up."

But... but...

Works for me. I almost died when I was 2 from whooping cough, and it left me with health issues for another 10 years. Antivaxxers can fuck off.

No, it's not just anti-vaxxer kids who get sick. Young infants aren't old enough to get vaccines, and they can catch these diseases and die from them. People who have illnesses or who are on medication that makes them immunocompromised will be likely to catch these illnesses and could suffer complications or die from…

I think this needs to go beyond education. The anti-vaxxer crowd are a health menace and are willfully ignorant —they will not let themselves be educated.

Damn nature you scary!

Portugal is fantastic! Good food, friendly people, interesting cultural heritage, nature…

"On what houses of the future will look like: They'll build the houses so they have zig zags. Then they'll have trees on the outside of the zig zag so if a skunk tries to walk through the house they can't because the ends will be so sharp that they'll prick them."

Full disclosure, my impression would last all of, MAYBE, ten minutes before I wanted to go do something else.

I can have a discussion about these weird wonders all day. But when it comes to sitting there staring at them from 50 feet away? Boring.

Then, after about 5 minutes you realize, it's a bunch of fucking rocks and you strip naked and break out the gravimetric spikes.

I've also been there and, well, it was hard to feel suffused by wonder and a sense of mystery when there was a road that passed right by it, it was chock-full of tourists (much like the photo above) and there was even a van selling scones right by it.

It's probably better on shrooms. Or on TV so you can elect to walk away without looking like an ungrateful tourist.

I am fighting the urge to make a joke involving the spin cycle.

Coming in 2016! Washing Machine Off A Cliff 5D roller coasterrrr.

I require my employees to take a vacation. The work we do is stressing and those idiots don't seem to know how to take vacations. *shakes head*

I don't know that it's a fear of being seen as "lazy" so much as corporate policies. Officially, I can take as much vacation as I have available PTO for, but I *also* get extra "points" towards a potential bonus if I work more billable hours. Which, of course, is potentially penalizing employees for actually using…

What a bunch of assholes.

I was also disappointed to find that poultry seasoning has, in fact, no poultry in it.