Everything about this story makes me want to just bawl my eyes out. UGH

Until the Muslim in Chief is succesfully IMPEACHED and THROWN IN JAIL for his HIGH CRIMES and MISDERMEANERS against FREEDOM LOVING AMERUCICANS EVERYWHERE!

So, wait. How long should I freeze the numbers?

I love internet tough guys. They get me so hard.

He basically stopped a guy with a 3000lb missile that was going through a park at high speeds with kids around. So that makes him a hero in my book

>Over

I would not have shed a single tear if the idiot kid had Darwin'd himself. Cudos to the RAM driver who did what had to be done.

Hey fuck face, how is the Ram driver a retard? He is the only one who did anything to stop this freak.

What about everything being about 2x as expensive in California? (Except for bud of course). Plano isn't great but it's doable. If Toyota makes you move here you'll probably move to Uptown, which is much more exciting and fun than Plano and only a half hour commute away. Texas gets hot but the people are friendly and…

Don't forget favorable tax environment!

Yeah, because better schools, lower crime, higher standards of living, and an affordable housing market doesn't mean shit to adults.

It's Vogue, not Maxim.

Yea but this cover ain't for you, homie.

Just like a woman, always falling for it...

Wait woah, did I hit the treacherous intersection of Deadspin and Jezebel again?

I DON'T NEED A FANCY SCIENCE CHART TO KNOW WHEN I CATCH A HEATER

Here's my review of that movie:

He just kissed his boyfriend on live TV, so I fully expect conservative America to lose their shit.

"Why are people so into Yuengling?"