Fondant is nasty, in my opinion. I hate the taste. Here in the U.S. it's usually only used by professional (and sometimes amateur) cake decorators going for a customized look. Give me icing all the way.

There is absolutely nothing "American" about this video or its cake.

It puts the frosting on its skin...

Wait... you mean this isn't an article written by Ikea? I'm so confused. I mean, it's using the Ikea name, therefore I reasonably assumed that Ikea must be behind it.

Another company that doesn't know how the internet works.

heads are gonna roll when he finds out about twilight. y'all de

Yeah, except my reference to overdosing on pot was a joke. Using the term "pot drugs" was my terribly unfunny attempt to communicate that. Also: explaining jokes makes them funnier.

"I firmly believed it was the most profound movie I'd ever seen."

ur mum's the size of the sun

"The bank president didn't have any comment on the breach"

I love internet tough guys. They get me so hard.

If you're going to try trolling, maybe don't sound like a total dipshit when you do.

It is the size of Mars which is a planet. I think the key term in his comment was "planet-sized asteroid" which last time I checked the moon can be compared as such.

addition to the article: NASA just released a photo:

Planet-sized, you idiot. Nice try to cover up your mistakes with even more mistakes.

This just in. A planet sized asteroid will pass even closer to earth tomorrow. In fact, it does every day since billons of years ago.

The funniest part is when they put Tom on a crate to make him taller

HOLY moley.