These buildings were designed to withstand being hit by a jet. A much smaller jet. And not one that was fully fueled. Also not going 500 miles an hour. What you're also forgetting is that when those jets hit the buildings, they severed any fire protection system up there, electrical, plumbing, etc. And the force…

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Exactly. I get the flu shot every year and last year I got the flu a few days after getting the shot. My best guess is I got it because I went to the doctor's office in the middle of flu season and probably picked it up from someone who was sick. That seems a far more reasonable conclusion because, you know, common…

I can assure you, I do not possess this hormone.

I have a friend who works for the Dallas Cowboys and brought a ton of their Gatorade that they give to the players to Mardi Gras for us. I'm not sure what they do to it but it's extremely salty and tastes like shit. Killed the hangover though.

I was listening to an interview the other day with a guy who wrote a book all about the art of thinking, and how no one takes the time to do it anymore. Shut off your phone, email, tv, etc. and just sit and think about whatever. I've been doing it over the last few days and while I haven't come up with anything mind…